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Valentines Day Joke

Discussion in 'Coffee Corner' started by jagadekara, Feb 12, 2015.

  1. jagadekara

    jagadekara Forum Guru

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    Hi All,

    One of my friend sent me below joke.

    select * from earth where girl is single;

    No rows returned. :)
     
  2. RG Hegde

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    Ha ha ha...

    Unable to handle this exception with WHEN OTHERS THEN

    Need to contact oracle ...!!!
     
  3. Bharat

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    hahaha

    even in oracle search..

    select person from contacts where person <> girl;
     
  4. Bharat

    Bharat Community Moderator Forum Guru

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    Another one..

    Select * from Earth where Boy = 'commited' and status='MAD';
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    query still running... :)
     
  5. jagadekara

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    :)Ha ha ha..good one..