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Some IT Quotes

Discussion in 'Coffee Corner' started by robin, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. robin

    robin Forum Advisor

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    Unix is a very user-friendly system. It's just picky about who it's friendly with.


    "I'm too sexy for my code" - Awk Sed Fred.


    Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.


    "Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." -- Edward V. Berard, "Life-Cycle Approaches"


    "Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."


    Users don't know what they really want, but they will know when they see it...


    Good, fast, cheap: pick two (you cannot have it all!)


    Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance


    Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS)


    "Too many fingers on the keyboard" error....


    The problem is caused by UBF (User Brain Failure)


    PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair


    CALM DOWN! It's Only 1's and 0's


    If you work on a program long enough, it will eventually send E-mail
     
  2. nathanz

    nathanz Active Member

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    awesome quotes, thanks for the share
     
  3. kimipatel

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    Really nice.. I didn't thinks like this way....
     
  4. Bharat

    Bharat Community Moderator Forum Guru

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    Gud one robin.
     
  5. kiran.marla

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    I like 6P's rather than 4C's . LOL ;)
     
  6. Ramji

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    Dear Kiran,

    Some of your friends might like KISS ! LOL
    They might think (Kiran is Simply Sexy) haha
    cheers
    Ramji
     
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    Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is. ~Dave Barry

    Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. ~Andy Rooney

    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. ~One of Murphy's Laws of Technology

    A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. ~Author Unknown

    A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind. ~Joseph Weizenbaum

    Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. ~Author Unknown

    Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. ~Dennis Ritchie
     
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  8. Sadik

    Sadik Community Moderator Forum Guru

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    lol good ones from both robin and david...
     
  9. Ramji

    Ramji Forum Guru

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    Sadikbhai,

    What is this I thought you would like to kiss too!!!!!!!
    No I meant you would like KISS too! LOL
    Ramji
     
  10. kiran.marla

    kiran.marla Forum Genius

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    Everybody likes to be ISS, Interestingly I made it. LOL
     
  11. Ramji

    Ramji Forum Guru

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    Oh God! Kiran !!!!!!! Not so soon! Dont tell me you made ''it'' You should be doing IT as in information Technology! Hahaha
    cheers
    Ramji
     
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  12. Casper23

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    That was quiet funny..as well as informative too.I guess so..:)