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Discussion in 'Coffee Corner' started by robin, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. robin

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    Code (SQL):
    SQL> SELECT intelligence_level FROM developer;
    SELECT intelligence_level FROM developer
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    ERROR at line 1:
    ORA-00904: "INTELLIGENCE_LEVEL": invalid identifier
     
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    Code (SQL):
    SQL> SELECT COUNT(*) FROM developer_brain;
    SELECT COUNT(*) FROM developer_brain
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    ERROR at line 1:
    ORA-00942: TABLE OR VIEW does NOT exist
     
  3. robin

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    Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
    A. 'Parent keys not found!'


    Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
    A. 'Duplicate value on index!'


    Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
    A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'


    Q. What if you try to freak out with somebody else's girlfriend and being kicked out?
    A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'


    Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
    A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'


    Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
    A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!
     
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    Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
    A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'


    Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
    A. 'Object is found mutating!'


    Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
    A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'


    Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?
    A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'


    Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
    A. 'System out of tablespace!'


    Q. What if you need to go on a diet?
    A. Invalid Body Size
     
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    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's righ,t" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

    The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.



    The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No" the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No" the boy replied. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy"
     
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    Sadik Community Moderator Forum Guru

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    Lol! Great thread! :D :hurray
     
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    yes, really great. thanks robin.


    Thanks&Regards
    Muhammad Abdul Halim
     
  8. Casper23

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    Wow I really learn from this..! funny!
    How about this:
    Q.What if you try to contact a person and the answer is just "The number you have dialed is can't be reach."
    A.The person must be tall so he can't be reach or, the person might be no sufficient money so he can't be "RICH"..

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