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Jokes on SQL

Discussion in 'Coffee Corner' started by kiran.marla, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. kiran.marla

    kiran.marla Forum Genius

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    Boring very badly so i have collected some best jokes over the internet . Have fun.

    1. A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says ‘Can I join you?
    Then a waitress walks up and says ‘Nice view !

    2. What kind of undergarments to DBAs wear?
    Well, (who’d have guessed it) Depends… (This is A+ Certified :) )

    3. It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
    The teacher starts off with a role call..

    Teacher: Oracle?
    “Present sir”
    Teacher: DB2?
    “Present sir”
    Teacher: SQL Server?
    “Present sir”
    Teacher: MySQL?
    [Silence]
    Teacher: MySQL?
    [Silence]
    Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
    [In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
    Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
    “Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st“
     
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  2. Sadik

    Sadik Community Moderator Forum Guru

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    Lol at the first one! The other two are old... hadn't heard the first one! :D
     
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    Its really funny .
     
  4. bharadwaja.nanduri

    bharadwaja.nanduri Active Member

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    Its really good.
     
  5. Hamza Bukhari

    Hamza Bukhari Active Member

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    hahaha
    1st One was AwsOme ;)
     
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    ac.arijit Forum Advisor

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    Hi folks!

    Recently a month ago, i was with my team in our team cabin. And suddenly, we sensed an earthquake and being on the 7th floor of a 14 floor building made it more clear.
    It was a panic scenario, i passed a sarcastic taunt to one of the colleagues.. "Hey get under the table."
    And he replied: "Which one PO_HEADERS_ALL?"
     
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  7. kiran.marla

    kiran.marla Forum Genius

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    Hi Ari
    lol...
     
  8. Hamza Bukhari

    Hamza Bukhari Active Member

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    Ari..
    Your colleague Rocks..
    LMFAO :-D
     
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    afzalbaba Active Member

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    superb ..
    your colleague must have been a oracle worm..
     
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    Nice Joke

    Regards
    Smita
     
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    smitamishra6 Active Member

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    An IT contractor goes to the gates of Heaven. Very indignantly, he says to St Peter, "Look here, I was only 45 so why did I have to die? It's not fair." St Peter stares back with a puzzled frown, and leafs through the golden book. "Hey, that's odd. According to the hours you've claimed for, you're 120.