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Ha Ha Ha :D

Discussion in 'Coffee Corner' started by sravanthi, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. sravanthi

    sravanthi Active Member

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    Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
    A: They sometimes drops the table.

    SELECT happiest_person from world;

    result:
    -------
    no rows returned.


    Try to update this query..

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    Sravanthi :D
     
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  2. Sadik

    Sadik Community Moderator Forum Guru

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    That's a real good one! :D
     
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  3. sambuduk

    sambuduk Forum Advisor

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    SQL> select problems from world;

    ORA-00384: Insufficient memory

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  4. SarahEPPM

    SarahEPPM Active Member

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    very funny
     
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    LOl , that was hilarious ! Great Job ! :D
     
  6. kiran.marla

    kiran.marla Forum Genius

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    Code (SQL):
    SELECT problems FROM world;
    O/P : Girlfriend :D
     
  7. Abigail111

    Abigail111 Active Member

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    hahahaha.it's really funny
     
  8. sudhir

    sudhir Active Member

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    nice one ya
     
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    This was a nice one
     
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    lefinn Active Member

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    nice.....................................................
     
  11. Amitysoft14

    Amitysoft14 Active Member

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    Hi!

    Happy to join here.. :)